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The man, the legend, the overdose, Squeebs is the all-star badboy we've always dreamed of. He first captured our hearts in his 2008 rookie season when he played an entire game under the influence of thizz and GHB. While this manuever was certainly illegal, it also was certainly sensational and Squeebs has since become one of the club's most respected footballers. Shingkings.com sat down with Squeebs earlier this week and asked the man about his own reputation.

After the Shing Kings most recent victory on August 4, 2009, Hidalgo returned to the sidelines to find that one of his possessions was missing. The possession in question: his brand new poly-urethane fully inflatable detachable penis. This detchable penis happened to be brand new and very special to the Guatamalen player, and as such the Shing Kings are offering a $500 reward for the return of the detachable penis. If you have seen it or know where it is hiding, please do let us know. As we all know, there is no greater tragedy in the world than that of the man who has lost his detachable penis.